Lanchester Cricket Club team

Lanchester 1st XI
Stuart McPhail Member profile

Captain : Stuart McPhail

Tan really easily, got a small head. Push full tosses for 6 and have a slower ball that could deceive Shahid Afridi
Paul Underwood Member profile

Vice Captain : Paul Underwood

Sleep with my bat everynight...and probably one of the better dancefloor exponents around the northeast
Players
Tom Brookes Member profile - no photo available Tom Brookes
Love farming, braking mobile phones in the changing rooms, love doin that. but i hate apologising for my mistakes, so i never own up to anything....i also have the yips
Darren Broom Member profile Darren Broom
Comes from the land of the long white cloud or Aoterao...a tall, dark, handsome strapping lad who extracts steepling bounce from an awkward length. bats in the top order,but is yet to find himself at the crease... .he also has an older brother called rick who fights in the ufc..lookout for him Favourite quote "I want to pour vinegar on your kids and eat them"
Jonathan Hames Member profile - no photo available Jonathan Hames
Canny Ginger Like, Often found to be dropping promotion and other such important events.
Marc Ramshaw Member profile Marc Ramshaw
Work out 5 times a week, love the gym! strict diet of mainly protein, got a fettish for egg white sandwiches. Auditioned for 300 but cricket prohibited my apearence. Also love the butterfly. nic name - the spartan.
Chris Robinson Member profile Chris Robinson
Get called pigeon after Glen Mgrath, bowl just like him. Havent been a proliffic wicket taker this season but just look at the economy. Be looking to take some wickets this saturday to improve me average, will be setting an example to the rest of the team on the length we should be bowling!!! you get nowt for short boys!!! Favourite quote - "Lets just go on the piss"
Stephen Robinson Member profile - no photo available Stephen Robinson
ROBINSON ENTERPRISES BRINGS YOU A EVENING OF SPORTING ENTERTAINMENT...£15 ON THE DOOR GARY BENNETT AND JOHN ANDERSON.. INCLUDIES PIE AND PEAS AND QUESTIONS FROM THE FLOOR. hi,im stephen...i am probably the most well groomed guy at lanchester cricket club and i also pump some pretty big tin. i dont know about anyone else but i particular dont enjoy people from state housing estates. in saying that,i love playing against leadgate.
Daniel Storey Member profile - no photo available Daniel Storey
Reet ya divvys..
Am Storey
Am a Daddys Boy
Am a commonor
a wear riggers when a go to Red Velvet
Love maynoaise Sarnies spesh when me Da makes em. Umm Yummy.

Am A keeper for the 1sts and a try to sweep all the other pros because there a bunch of daftys and am solid.

Reets anybody need me al be mixin cement or a red velvet or eatin me bait.
Performance history
SeasonMatchesWinsDrawnTiedLostCancelledAbandoned
All7237002492
20083618001170
20093619001322

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