Lanchester Cricket Club

Used To Play for the plain, but cudnt get a game after tha cuaght me sniffin boxes, so after weeks of cryin my self to sleep decided i needed a new brand of smell to achieve so moved to lanchester where the boxes are on a whole different level of poshness regarding there smell, Canny Posh, but nee south north posh!

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I Am Fritzle, Soon to be the next JB, I really Love rolling wickets as well as cuttin the outfield, bat left handed but usually just play cause am good crack

local lad.. loved the club since i was a wee bairn.. played the best innings the lanchester crown have ever seen fans favorite.

Wanna go to consett like? wheres all the fanny?... what ya doin like.... whats the crack... i am sam... sam i am.

Canny Ginger Like, Often found to be dropping promotion and other such important events.

Canny porky, Normally found with a McCain's 'CHIP' on my shoulder, usually talking about this 4 i hit when i scored a total of 4 runs for the 3rd team once, canny good at talkin people to death regarding myself espesh my personal performance, when i bat i only mistime the ball once but that coz am class.....Or So i think

Last year was brilliant. Scored my first hundred and had a generally great time with the bat.Also picked up my share of the wickets, but need to keep the cost down this time.
I'm the old man of the team bringing the common sense that DJ can't!! Looking forward to helping the team to the top this time around.Oh yes. Shut up Ash.

FRED!

Reet ya divvys..
Am Storey
Am a Daddys Boy
Am a commonor
a wear riggers when a go to Red Velvet
Love maynoaise Sarnies spesh when me Da makes em. Umm Yummy.

Am A keeper for the 1sts and a try to sweep all the other pros because there a bunch of daftys and am solid.

Reets anybody need me al be mixin cement or a red velvet or eatin me bait.

a lyk playin sport all tha tym cause a like doin sport al me life